Animal alarm.
Saturday, May 31st, 2008Watching late night Pet Rescue as an excuse to avoid going to sleep, I was struck by the beginning moments of one episode.
They started off by releasing a couple of wild animals that had been rescued and brought back to the peak of fitness. The first animal was a common toad (Bufo bufo, for all you binomial nomenclature fans) of the type that are sadly often found in a rather flattened form on our roads.
However, what had this particular Mr Toad been rescued from? It had been attacked by a grass snake. Would it be churlish for me to suggest that this is because grass snakes have evolved to eat toads? That’s how animals work - they all need to eat something, apart possibly from supermodels (homo anorexus) who seem able to subsist on nitrogen alone. It’s nature, innit. I hope the people who found the toad are now going to assiduously chase after it to rescue any slugs and snails it may try to eat - after all, we can’t be speciesist here.
Furthermore, in the Top Trumps of conservation, grass snakes score rather more highly than toads. The common toad is, as its name may just suggest, pretty common. Grass snakes, on the other hand, are a protected species so the toad-fanciers have managed to deprive an endangered animal of its dinner.
Next week, perhaps they could nurse back to health a mouse saved from the claws of a barn owl by a member of the public who daringly managed to effect the rescue by smacking the bird with a shovel.
The second animal release was even more odd. It was a duck that had been found, and I quote, “completely covered in cooking oil.”
Basically, they’d rescued someone’s Sunday lunch.